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This is teh sex. I <3 it much.
Not that I need it though. But it is sooo sexay.
on mundane photography
(On a photograph showing two men struggling through raging flood-waters with a baby)
Lecturer: So, what’s the focus of the picture?
Classmate: I didn’t think he would have time to focus the picture..
Lecturer: No, the photo is quite focused: see, the depth of field is shallow yet the men are in focus.. (so on and so forth)
Classmate (to the side): They are going to die!
exposed
vicnan x reboot-ed x www.podeam.com
11:55 heh
11:55 i’ve a casserole in the oven
11:57 whee
11:57 when your papers gonna be over, dude
11:58 i’m baking deepavali goodies tomorrow
11:58 want any?
11:59 ISMELLSMOKEISMELLSMOKEISMELLSMOKE
11:59 OHNO BUBYE
la revee des anges
12:00 lol
12:00 and you still had time to type that
12:00 –ten ways to know you’re an internet junky–
Exposed.
Note: Of course it wasn’t my casserole. It came from the neighbours. Right.
My lecturer spent five minutes telling us that we don’t know how to communicate face-to-face, due to our using the internet too much.
How.. presumptuous.
a classmate to an extremely whiny me: “Oei! What’s your malfunction?!”
“The old chief justice, he was generally a more sympathetic person. But he was quite a horrible person; he was so soft! We reporters had to crane our necks just to cover him. The new chief justice, he’s very good; very loud.”
Upon seeing a normal mouse attached to the power mac, and realising that you could right-click on a mac: “There is a God!”
Heh
chinezoaica: all applications for migration requires a police clearance of sorts from the countries you’ve lived in for 6 months or more
chinezoaica: so i had to get one from the Sing Police – and they made me fill in this 5-page form
chinezoaica: one of the questions on the form was “why are you migrating?”
chinezoaica: the answers they provided were :
chinezoaica: 1) sing is too stressful; 2) i need a relaxed lifestyle, 3) sing is too stifling and regulatory; 4) married to a foreign national, 5) don’t want my son to do ns
Halloween
Her: today is HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEN.
Me: i know
Me: ppl congratulated me on my costume
Her: oh what did u dress up as?
Me: i didn’t dress up
Her: OH.
Her: [covers eyes]
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